(incomplete)

oh, i know
she'll never let it show
she's got to go and go
and midnight rodeo

no, i know
it's never apropos
she's got the look, the hair
and the guns to go

nonplussed
fucked up
bubble gum chewed up
she can't get enough
and you can tell what's up

no, i know
those lines kinda blow
especially the one about the midnight rodeo

(flash! no flash!)
(crash! no crash!)

[keyboard solo]

no, i know
i'm really kinda slow
i just pretend to know
the things i say i know
and that's too bad, you know

[rhyming dictionary solo]

i've got a girlfriend
she's got a girlfriend
they make up stories
while i make up the bed

i lie a little bit
you lie a little bit
i'd hate for you to break
i'm gonna teach you to bend

(flash! no flash!)
(crash! no crash!)

[worst guitar solo ever]